How to clean your dirty ass pipe.

Thought I would put up a quick how to clean your pipe demonstration. I have been cleaning my pipe every week for about a year now. I really don't know what I was doing before. Well, I guess I was smoking out of a disgusting pipe. Hope you find this useful. 

Soak dirty pipe in hot water for 5 minutes, then flush dirty water down the toilet or something.

Add pipe to ziplock bag, and then add salt to cover. 

Add enough rubbing alcohol to almost cover the pipe in the bag. 

Shake the pipe in the bag back and forth, forever. Or until pipe is clean. You might have to repeat this whole process over again a couple times if your pipe is really dirty.

Dirty. Flush it or whatever. 

Rinse with hot water for a couple of minutes.

Now we have a clean pipe. Let dry before using.

A couple more weeks...

These are some pictures of the pollinated C99#2. This is what a plant should look like when it is flushing. She is a real thing of beauty, and she smells like overripe pineapples. Should be ready to harvest in about 2 weeks, give or take. I am going to have several hundred seeds from this one cross, which should be enough for a long time. I am really excited about this cross. Next year I will grow strictly my seed, and I am pretty excited about that. This is some next level shit right here. 

Immature seed

It's a jungle in there.

    So I went to the doctor today, and he thinks I have gout, like Kramer in Curb Your Enthusiasm, only for real. It's in my right index finger which sucks because it turns out I use that finger for everything, including writing. It has been bugging me for a couple months now. The finger is really swollen like twice the size of normal. He said I could have an infection too.
    The tent looks much better in person. Those 1000w lights really make it hard to take good pictures. Anyway, I hope these do it justice. The only one I am not fond of is the super tall one in the back. They are about a month into flowering, and supposedly C99 finishes in 50 days, which is a couple more weeks. The rest will ready a couple weeks after that. I will put up some pictures of the impregnated C99 soon.

Plant porn.

A male flower next to a beautiful smelling and looking C99. 

Literally thousands of flowers on this one plant. 

Pollen from 1 or 2 days collecting. I have about 5 times that amount now.

Success in patience. Transplanted all the clones I wanted into 4 inch pots.

The mood is set for these two to get it on.

Look at all that pollen on the males leaves. They look white. I thought it was powdery mildew at first.

Look at the leaves of this male. They look like they have white veins because they are covered in pollen. 

Pollinated C99 with Chernobyl pollen. We are on our way! This C99 female looks awesome! 

    I have been pretty busy with this gardening stuff and trying to wind up the last couple weeks of school for the semester. I transplanted the clones that I wanted, and I have been collecting pollen from the male for 5 or 6 days. I have enough now for the tent and I just pollinated the shit out of the C99 in the basement. Clouds of pollen on that bitch. I chopped down the male afterwards and it was hard to see from all the pollen in the air. I certainly have enough pollen for my little experiment. Now it is just a pollinated C99 #2 in the basement. Kind of a waste of a 1000w lamp (600 or 400 would be just fine), but 1000w is all I have.
    I plan to pollinate the tent in the next week, being sure to give them enough time to fully mature before the buds are ready for harvest. I plan to pollinate 1 branch of every plant in the tent, giving me about 20 or more seeds per plant, which is more than enough, considering I will get hundreds of seeds from my C99 in the basement.
    I am not sure if I will make seeds again for the next grow (the clones I have), it was probably overly ambitious. I think I might get more than enough seeds from this one grow to fool around with next growing season. I might focus on just producing sinsemilla weed (Spanish for without seeds). We will see though. Pictures of the flowering tent next week.

Any day now...

Chernobyl #2